A pumpkin patch

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch…

Halloween Jokes

The cook
A goblin
The handle
Mummies take vacations
A bat temper
Excellent spies
Demons and ghouls
Skeleton dance
A blood test
Scared stiff
For the boos
To get to
A haunting license
The cafeteria
Get to sleep
Hard to pin
Warlock Holmes
Sherlock Bones
Sherlock Moans
To the prom
My Sunshine
At the casketeria
Second hand store
Mali boo
A lawn mower
Howllywood
Ghost office
Dayscare centers
Usually appear
A cobweb
Pain in the neck
Frankenswine
The Elephantom
Hide And Go Shriek
Boo berry pie
A dead ringer
What type of music
Sheet music
Boo boos
Mas scare a
A skeleton key
Vampire State Building
A blood hound
His other fang
Spelling
Favorite oatmeal
Iced Screams
A celebrity roast
Trom BONE
The actors
He is mist
A monster laughing
Peek a Boo
Spare ribs
Valentines Day
Bamboo
A sour puss
A green monster
Zombeef
A sand witch
A bunch
Neck Monster
Hoblin Goblin
A holy terror
Fish and ships
Evaporated milk
I Scream
Whipped scream.
Ghoul aid
Boo ties
Harley
Tombstones
Masked potatoes
A busboy
Mama cannibal
A girl vampire flirt
All the jelly
Baseball
Quasimodo
A car crash
A Poultrygeist
Twin witches
Twin witches
Music in church
Deathlehem
The broom closet
Flunked spelling
The detective
The bartender
Benjamin Franklinstein
Pumpkin pi
Baseball game
baseball game
Napoleon Boneaparte
Halloween parties
Cyclops
Boots
A pumpkin patch
Coffindrops
He took some
Two bloods
Haunted handkerchief
Veinilla
Boos at 11
Dracula doll
A fisherman
Bony little bloodsucker
The Flintbones
50 zombies
Cat giggling
The dead sea
A witch scratch
Climb a tree
High spirits
Airline ghostesses
Sleeping booty
Something that
The roller ghoster
At bootiques
Mummy and Deady
Bone Appetit
A coffinbreak
Boojeans
he had boogers
Sham boo
Spooken to
A Booick
A handful of sheet
In the jungle
The cold shoulder
Buttering up
Cannibal boy
Dyslexic vampire
Wall Street Journal
High blood pressure
They have bat breath
Tweets
Lemon slime
Bloodhounds
A scareplane
A blood vessel
Ghost toasties
Fasten your
Dead ends
Wrapped up
A cereal killer
Do you believe
Peekaboo
Shrinkenstein
Decoffinated
Vacuum cleaners
A boo boo
Frostbite
To improve
Fangsgiving
Casketball
Halloweenies
Booberries
Because they
Do zombies
A fur coat
They read
Ouch
With scare spray
It had no guts
Ghost Toasties
Boo boos
Baseball game
Baseball
Ouch