I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of movie, you know the type.
In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the movie.
After the movie had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. It’s remarkable!"
"Yeah, it is," said the man. "He hated the book."