A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,†says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.â€
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.â€
“What? Because he is cross-eyed?â€
“No, because he’s really heavy.â€