There were three pigs.
The biggest pig went to the market and asked for the largest soda.
He gulped it up and asked where the bathroom is. "Right over there," says the store clerk.
Then, the middle pig went to the market and asked for the largest soda.
He gulped it down and asked where the bathroom was too. "Right over there," said the store clerk.
Finally, the littlest pig came in the market and asked for the largest soda.
He gulped it all down.
The store clerk asked," Aren’t you gonna ask where the bathroom is?" "Nope," said the little pig," Don’t u remember I’m the one that wee wees all the way home."