A longneck

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Do you want a longneck?"

The giraffe replied, “Do I have a choice?"

Bar Jokes

Whiskey sours
Join for a drink
Drinking problem
Airport bar
Half drunk
A guy sticks
Two strangers
I will nail your
The fellow
A small piece of rope
A longneck
A circus owner
Give me a mop
At midnight
A double whiskey
The previous night
Two vampires
Bowl of peanuts
Dlack widow spiders
Bed and goes downstairs
A man gdouble
A tractortrailer load
English language
Two drunken men
A policeman
A chunk of asphalt
After an assignment
A pawnshop and see
A string
A grasshopper
An obnoxious drunk
Well inebriated
Everybody got their drinks
Two drunks
A greasy spoon
A woman was sleeping
Sitting at the bar
A pub in Donegal
A drunken man
Snail crawl
In pub
A little man
In club
2 men at a bar
A drunk
Why beer should
A shot of whisky
At a bar
A policeman
A drunk
Sailor in a bar
Three leaders
A guy runs into bar
A bar owner
A inebriated man
Two drunks in a bar
Drunks
A man visiting a graveyard
An obnoxious drunk
A drunk
A man in bed
A man in a pub 2
A man in bar
A man in a pub
A guy in bar 2
A guy in bar
A pony in a bar
A pony in bar
A chicken in bar
A fish into bar
A SMOKIN GUY
BIG NOSE
MAGIC
TWO DUDDIES
A STUNT DRIVER
SHORT ALCOHOL JOKES
BEERS FOR GEEKS
REALLY PLASTERED
SMARTEST DOG IN WORLD
BUY EVERYONE A DRINK
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HIGH TECH
DRINKING TOO MUCH
WIFE’S SPECIAL TREAT
DONKEY LAUGH
Win
STRONGEST MAN
BEER NOTE
GOOD EXCUSE
THE BET
TOO MANY BARS
BAD DAY
THE DEVIL’S MATCH
FAMOUS DRINKING QUOTES
SOMETHING IN COMMON
THE BEER PRAYER
THE GOLDEN SALOON
HORSES AND BEER
AIRPLANE MECHANICS
FINDING HOME BASE
Place tour bets
HELP FOR ILLNESS
8-INCH PIANIST
REAL COWBOY
MAN, CAT AND OSTRICH
THREE MEN WITH A STUTTER
BAR ROOM TRANSLATIONS 2
BAR ROOM TRANSLATIONS
TEDDY BEARS
GAY BAR BLUES
DANCING DUCK
IT’S SUPERDRUNK!
BELLIGERENT BEAR
GIFTED HAMSTER
SHORT MAN
OLD GRUDGES
GOOD SAMARITAN
BIG 10 INCH
BIRTHDAY GIRL
TRIPLE SCOTCH
BEER AND SEX
CAR THIEVES
GOOD LOOKING BEER
DRUNK TEST
SKIN-TIGHT PANTS
Irish wedding and funeral
Irish family vacation
ALCOHOL SHORTS
ALCOHOL IMPROVES BRAIN
ALCOHOL WARNING
String
I think I can fly
The Carrot
Three Vampires
Compulsion
The Pirate
The Bad Day
Not So Tough
Big John
Logic of the Irish
Two Scotsmen
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Singled Out
A Horse Into a Bar
Bear in Bar
Sandwich
Give Me A Double
String Theory
Got Any Grapes?
Pay the Price
The Bar Joke
Two cartons of yogurt
Three strings into a bar
Three men walked
Skeleton into a bar
Roll of Tarmac
Plate of spagetti
Man with lizard
Brain and two turds
Baby seal
A women into a bar
A snake slithers
A neutron into a bar
A mushroom into a bar
Man into a bar swinging
A man into a bar
A fag into a bar
Bar and Talking Dog
Bar and Monkey
Bar and Grasshopper
Bar and Duckman
12 Shots in a Bar
A Chick With Long Legs