Not So Tough

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose.

Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut.

When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes.

As a crowd gathers, the drunk stops, staggers back, and slurs,
"You’re not so tough, Batman!"

Bar Jokes