Mothers Wisdom

As we prepare for mother’s day we want to honor our mother’s who taught us:

LOGIC:"If your fall off that swing and break your neck, You can’t go to the store with me."

MEDICINE:"If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way."

TO THINK AHEAD: "If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job."ESP:"Put your sweater on; don’t you think that I know when you’re cold?"

TO MEET A CHALLENGE:"What were you thinking?

Answer me when I talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!"

HUMOR:"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t you come running to me."

BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don’t eat your vegetables,you’ll never grow up. WISDOM of AGE:"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

GENETICS:"You’re just like your father!"OUR ROOTS:"Do you think you were born in a barn?”

ANTICIPATION:"Just wait until your father gets home."

RECEIVING:You are going to get it when we get home.

JUSTICE:"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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