Unix expert

How does a UNIX expert have sex?

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Computer Jokes

Heaven or Hell
A tough day
A bottle
Helpdek
Connecting to the Internet
Start Your Day
Keyboard Error
A Confused Computer
Jacksons pants
Microsoft acquires christmas
How to clean
Alabama version
Using Computer
Heaven Or Hell
Blonde Deputy
Unix expert
Halloween or Christmas
First computer club
Taken over life
Computer strings in bar
Computer and an ape
Blonde wants a curtain
Radio antenhnas
Snapple
Computer Engineer
Microsoft Built Cars
Three reasons
Clinton Gates and A1 Core
Windows programmers
Software programmers
Object Oriented programmers
Warning Signs
Y2k
Microsoft engineers
Dater processin
Netan Yahoo
Restaurants Functioned
My computer
Light bulb adaptor card
Pentium 586
Monopoly
Downloading a file
Interenet
Spouse emails
World Wide Web
Random features
Microsoft operated Restaurants
Ronly Bonly Jones
If Operating Systems were beer
The best part
Some instructions
Types of virus
Microsoft tv dinner
Idtent error
Frog kiss
Marry a penguin
What is a programmer
Electric train
Report Form
Windows
The 12-Step
VIRUS
COMPUTER LANGUAGE
Computers can
Tech Support
INSTALL
CHAT
Computer Tech Support
Computers are like
It says
RELATION WITH COMPUTER
COMPUTER TERMS
If Operating Systems
Click
Computers have taken over life