Taking the wife

Joe : I’m taking the wife up North this year, to Bangor…

Sam : Christ, mine makes me take her to the Caribbean for that.

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Incredibly Harmful Virus
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SF Pregnancy Rate
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Sex Math 101
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Presidential surprise
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Oh My God
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My Blonde Is Broken
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Men and Women FAQ
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MasterCard For Men
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Are You Trained
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Fill Up
Fortune 500
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Five Pounds of Fat
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Fishing for a Week
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Fifty Dollar Bet
Feeling Like A Woman
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Education in Arkansas
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Bill Clinton and Senator
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A Question For You
Baby Talk
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Ark N Saw
Another Weekend
Annoying Boy on Bus
An Ugly Position
An Egyptian man
All I Want
Al Gores Piercings
Airy Sex
After the Honeymoon
Add It Up
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Surprised
Adam n Eve
Act Of God
50 Ways To Say
A Shave and a Shine
A Scottish tourist
Hole in the Head
A Few Good Lawyers
A Crappy Date
80 Pounder
77
72
69
James Bond
10 Things In Golf
10
Wearing the pants
A mother is in
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Towel waving
Three daughters
Taking the wife
Superman and Wonder Woman
Stranded on
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Sexually frustrated
Sex speed limit
Secret code
Retirement home
Pubic hair and parsley
Pink and purple
Parachute jump
Oral sex and anal sex
New negligee
Naughty photo
Mechanic sex
Love true love
Lollipop and a penis
Hillbilly circumcision
Going to Las Vegas
Fake and orgasm
Eating out
Condom buyers
12 inches long
Appointment the next day
Alternative treatment
Alligator stunts
A little boy
A 6.9 is
Dear Abby
Your Poison
Weiner Eater
Two Old Ladies
Twelve Inch Pianist
Three Gay Men
Three Drunk Men
Just Fallin Off
The Vampire
Great Wiener Caper
The Facts of Life
Medical Problem
The Blind Man
Streakers and Strokers
Spermally Speaking
Soyburger vs dildo
Soapy Sales
Snack Food
Smokin Dope
Seek and Ye Shall
Rosebud
Pumpkin Pumper
Pickle Slicer
Pee On A Ferrari
Old Lady Shakes
The Living Dead
Man and Pharmacist
Jungle Gaiety
Jingle Balls
Hot n Heavy
Frosty
Fire Truck
Fat Woman
Eat Your Vegetables
Chillin Biddies
Condom Crossing
Broomsticks
Biting
Big Tongue
80 Pounder
69
Clinton Stew
Pool Tables
The Engineer
Tennis Balls
Sports and Virility
Sexual Olympics
Pigskin Pro
Peopling The Earth
National Pastime
Hooked On Dem Jets
Greg Norman
Golf On The Sly
Fishing for a Week
Fishermen with Skills
Corporate America
A Scottish tourist
Difference
What Do You Call
Burger King
Baywatch
Hooked On Dem Jets
Who is Marylou
Turtle Sexuality
Three Drunk Men
The Moth Pit
Three Ugly Ducklings
The Facts of Life
Snakeskin Punny
Sleeping Squirrel
Silent Bunny Humping
Shop At WalRusMart
Sheep Soup
Roy the Rooster
Rooster Prozac
Rabbit Breakout
Proverbs
Pregnant Tree
Porcupines
Pig Farmer
Peckers
Parrot Prostitutes
Old Granny and Dog
Mommy Almost Died
Mick Jagger
Man Catches Crocodile
Lightbulb Flies
Late AGAIN
Kid and Animals
Jumping Rope
Heffahump
Green and Jumpy
Gorilla in Heat
Gorilla Control
Giant Underwater
Ghost story
Froggie Proposal
Topless Sunbather
Tennis Balls
Sliding Doors
Sex Obsessed Blonde
Red Ball Express
Perfumed Blonde
My Blonde Is Broken
Line of Blondes
Getting Flowers
Bow Legged Cowgirls
Line of blondes
Honey Open Your Legs
Dentist Appointment
Oral Alternative Treatment
Dirty Alligator Joke
Fancy Costume Party
Christmas Bonus
Twelve Inch Pianist
Donkey Compliment
Donkey and Onion
Welsh On Me
Crazy Little Critters
Condom Dog
Clinton n Buddy
Circumcisional Evidence
California Gay Whale
Bzzzz
Bubble Blowing Duckies
Bone Diggers
Bishop And The Ass
Bin Laid
Bee Milky
A Few Good Lawyers