A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.
The producer really wanted the box office ‘oomph’ of these three, and was prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I’ll play him."
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I’ll be Bach." replied Arnold.