One of the members of the symphony calls the front office asking for the conductor. The receptionist informs him that the conductor is dead.
The next day, he calls again, asking for the conductor. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, the conductor is dead". The musician calls on the next day, again asking for the conductor.
The exasperated receptioninst says, "Look, why do you keep calling here? I’m telling you, the conductor is DEAD!! To which, the symphony member calmly replied, "I just really enjoy hearing you say that!".