Okay, so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine.
The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, "Say, how much land you think you got here?"
Mainer: ‘Bout 10 acres I’d say."
Texan (boasting): Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!" Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too."