There was a Father and a Nun and a camel lost in the dessert. The camel dies and it’s just the Father and the Nun. When they figure it’s useless,
Father says to the Nun "I’ve never seen a naked lady before can you please remove your dress." The nun thinks about it and decides what the hell and takes off her clothes.
She then says "Father I’ve never seen a naked man before can you take off your clothes." Father thinks about it and decides what the hell and takes off his clothes.
The Nun looks down between his legs and asks "What’s that Father?"
The Father says "That is the gift of life."
The Nun then tells him "If that is the gift of life then stick it in the camel and let’s get the hell out of here."