Three trumpet players

Three famous trumpet players are up in a airplane.

One of them says, "I’ll throw out a 100 dollar bill and make someone very happy."

The one next to him says, "I’ll throw out two 50 dollar bills, and make two people very happy."

The other one said, "I’ll throw five 20’s out the door, and make five people happy."

The pilot, who was their conductor, said, "Why don’t you all three jump, and make the whole band very happy?"

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