These are actual product labels.. makes you wonder huh?
On a Sears’ hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (That’s the only time I have to work on my air).
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (As opposed to irregular soap?!)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it’s "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A bit late if its on the bottom!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (…And you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." As opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury’s peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
On a child’s superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable to fly." (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)