There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and an Australian. All are at the urinals.
The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves. He says to the others, â€œIn Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.â€
The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. He says, â€œAt Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware.â€
The third man zips up and heads straight to the door.
The Aussie says over his shoulder, â€œIn Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands.â€