1. You are different, and that’s bad.
2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.
3. Dad’s new wife Robert.
4. Fun four-letter words to know and share.
5. Hammers, screwdrivers and scissors: An I-Can-Do-It book
6. The kids’ guide to hitchhiking
7. Kathy was so bad her mom stopped loving her
8. Curious George and the high-voltage fence
9. All cats go to hell
10. The little sissy who snitched
11. Some kittens can fly
12. That’s it, I’m putting you up for adoption
13. Grandpa gets a casket
14. The magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator.
15. Garfield gets feline leukemia
16. The pop-up book of human anatomy
17. Strangers have the best candy
18. Whining, kicking and crying to get your way
19. You were an accident.
20. Things rich kids have, but you never will.
21. Pop! goes the hamster…and other great microwave games
22. The man in the moon is actually satan
23. Your nightmares are real
24. Where would you like to be buried?
25. Eggs, toilet paper, and your school
26. Why can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be friends?
27. Places where Mommy and Daddy hide neat things
28. Daddy drinks because you cry.
BONUS LIST – Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who shat in the hat?
5. Horton hires a ho
6. The flesh-eating lorax
7. How the Grinch stole Columbus Day
8. Your colon can moo – can you?
9. Zippy the rabid gerbil
10. The cat in the blender
11. Are you my proctologist?
12. Marvin K. Mooney, get the hell out!
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My pocket rocket needs a socket
15. Aunts in my pants