Married Jokes

He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said – Well, you succeeded.

**** ****

Then after a few minutes, they passed some pigs in a farm, all making horrible noises.

The husband looks at his wife and gives a sinister grin and says, "Relatives of yours?"

The wife replied "Yep, in-laws."

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