The Cat In The Hat

I can not see
I can not pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
Oh, my Gosh, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad–can you tell?

My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years have come at last
The golden years can kiss my a**!

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