A rather large, depressed wife of a salesman goes shopping one day and happens upon an antique store. She goes in, looks around and spies this incredible simple yet beautiful mirror. She asks the salesman the price and he tells her $1000.00 AND tells her it is a magic mirror. All she has to do is hang it on her door in her bedroom and wish for whatever she wants by saying "Mirror, mirror on my door".
She decides to buy it. She takes it home and hangs it on her bedroom door. That night before she went to bed she said, "Mirror, Mirror on my door, make my boobs a 34."
Next morning she woke up and her boobs were a 34. "Nice," she smiles and can’t wait until bedtime to make another wish. That night she asks the mirror again, "Mirror, Mirror on my door, make my waist a 24."
Next morning she wakes up and her waist is 24. Boobs 34, waist 24, can’t wait until nightfall again. That night she asks, "Mirror, Mirror on the door make my hips a 34."
Next morning she couldn’t believe it. Boobs, 34: waist 24: hips 34. She couldn’t wait until her husband got home that weekend. He came in and couldn’t believe the change in his happy, shapely wife and he asked her how she did it, she takes him to bedroom and she shows him and tells him about the mirror. Needless to say he laughed his rear off, but when she left the room he thought he would try it, just for laughs. He peeked around to make sure his wife couldn’t hear him and says, "Mirror, Mirror, on the door make my d–k drag the floor."
Sure enough when he woke up the next morning….2 inch legs.