A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’"