10 Things

Let’s watch Lifetime!
Sex is overrated.
I don’t want to go too far on the first date.
Yes, I did notice your sister’s breasts are bigger than yours.
There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
I’m glad I don’t have a large penis.
My hips are too big.
Aw, can’t we watch Oprah?
Does this suit make me look fat?
I’ll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

Gender Jokes