Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner?
Gee, for forty-thousand bucks apiece, i’ll take a few prisoners into my house.
I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows.
I don’t think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity.
And if they don’t want to run, they can rest in the chair that’s hooked up to the generator.