Sit ups

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.

Gender Jokes

Black Men And Women
Forty years later
Cooing over
The final copy
Battery and a woman
Anniversary destination
Years of marriage
Hebrews
Afraid of a mouse
Allow me
A husband read
Sense of humor
Attracted to her
True feelings
Singles bars
Cow disease
Man to do
Single women
A widow
Boyfriends
A roll
Men and sperm
1 million sperms
Men like commercials
Planning for the
Husband and a dog
Marry again or not
Valentines Day Wishes
Valentines Day advice
The American grabs
While on vacation
A Canadian couple
A Cheyenne guy
Hiking We Will
Memory tests
Season Of Bargains
Drinking makes
Wealthy widower
Womanizer
She is So Young
Dreaded Old Age
Gender Roles
Tips For Women
Jet Planes
Do in a Mall
Ready for bed
Women or the Wine
On Answering Machines
Andy Rooney On Grandma
Phone In Polls
On Morning Differences
Fabric Softeners
Andy Rooney On Prisoners
Woke up in the night
Three old women
Poor memory
Pink smells goes
Old ladies smoking
Ninety year old man
Little balls and screws
Keep youth
God made me
Fussing about husbands
Eighty year
Deaf old ladies
Crying old man
Bodily disfunctions
Archer and a gift
Won the lottery
Women with PMS and
Women say something smart
Women not equal
Women like KFC
Women have small feet
Women have legs
Woman with black eyes
Woman crossing
Wife coming out
Wife Beaters
Wife and lawyer drowning
When is it time
Wearing panty hose
Vitamin and hormone
Uncomfortable woman
Two sets of lips
Two holes
Smarter when having sex
Punishment for bigamy
Perfect breakfast
Out of the wives
Open beer
New home applicance
Mother in law anagram
More attention
Men fart more
Man without woman
In elevator
Make a hormone
Lost intelligence
Laundromat
Last fight
Job and wife
Havent spoken
Have some fun
Happy day
Had it all
God invent alcohol
God invent alcohol
Fix a womans watch
Drugs bust
Dog and women howling
Divorced women lightbulb
Die before
Definition of WIFE
Change a womans mind
Brides wear white
Boiler explodes
Bitch and whore
Beggar and women
Anniversary destination
One friend to another
Ford Granada
Woman of 35
Way to a mans heart
Wash dishes
Walking up the aisle
Treated like cars
Three words women hate
Three most hated words
Thinnest book
Thickest book
Spray paint and men
Snoring
Sit ups
Showers not baths
Sex on second date
Seven course meal
Save a man
News from god
New husband
Name their penises
Men larger brains
Mens brains
Men to wallpaper
Men on earth
Men lightbulb
Men get married
Men chase women
Take to pop popcorn
Men and popcorn
Men and pigs
Men and pathing slabs
Men and parking spots
Married women fatter
Mans company
Man who has everything
Man opens car door
Man in America
Man happy
Man and childbirth
Insensitive bit
Government bonds and men
Gingerbread men
Genie and the men
Frozen microwave dinners
Frighten a man
Four men fishing
Food and men
Find sensitive
Figured men out
Eye contact
Expensive stereo
Electric lawn mowers
Dreams
Doctors news
Divorce and circumcised
Coffee
Ceramic tile and men
Bubble bath
Bloke in a pub
Blink during foreplay
Blenders and men
Bird can
Barbies
Anniversary
A million sperm
Man and childbirth
Twist Again
Paraplegic
Little Carrie Loves
Old Couples are Krazy
Oil Change
Oenophilia
Wife at the Zoo
Likes To Watch
Chauvinism
Mommy and Daddy Dearest
Modern Science
A man walks out
Drinking Every Night
Victiorias Secret
Mens Future
Men vs Women
Men Sitting Down
Men Prefer
Men Born With Brains
Men are Simple
Men Are Here
Math Fun
Safety Data Sheet
Martian Sex
Made In Heaven
Marriage Blues
Vida Loca
Sleeping Compartment
Man Beats Dog
Man and Pig
Man and Life Savers
Male Voltage
Male Disorientation
Male Chauvinist Pig
Every Season
Male Bashing
Male Animal
Wish Foundation
Mail Order
Magic Watch
Madame President
Love is Blind
Lottery
Loss Of Intelligence
Losing A Husband
Losin It
Logic Prevails
Little Voice
Time of the Month
Little Girls
Libraries Are Sexy
Live On Love
Laundromat Blues
Laugh Lines
Lamaze Class
Ladies Laugh Last
Ladies First
Kite Tails
Behind The Wheel
Latent Homosexual
Inventions
Interblonde
Intelligent Woman
InLaws and OutLaws
Inlaw vs Outlaw
Impressing Women
You Were my Husband
If You Love
I Like Your Thinking
I Just Wanna Ride
I Hate That Witch
Being a Girl
They Had Hats
Break With Thee
Husband vs Boyfriend
Husband Staggering
Husband Detector
Hubby Homing Device
Impress a Woman
Hot Babe in Bar
Hospital Donation Clinics
Beneath My Feet
Hold Me
High Stakes
Hey Baby
Height of Laziness
Heavenly Reward
Heavenly Help
Haunted Husband
Happy Man
Hanukkah Gift Guilt
Guardian Angel
Getting Weighed
Rocks Off
Geriatric Communication
Geriatric Breasts
Gator Bite
Gassy Broad
Gas Grill
Garden of Eden
Futurama
Furrier Funnies
Free Sex Contestants
Fox into Bulldog
Forgetful Minds
Flower Bribes
First Time
Biblical Times
Fingers
Field of
Field of Dreams
Feminists Change
Feminists
Rejection Lines
Female Lawyer vs Pitbull
Hormones in Beer
Female Comebacks
Fatty McVirgin
Farmer and the Cow
Fall Down Drunk
Male Dancer
Ex Lax
Estrogen Rulz
Equal Work
Encyclopedias For sale
Ego Killer
Efficiency Expert
Ed Zachery Disease
Double Talking Women
Double Entendres
Need One of Those
Listen to Him
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
Dog Day Afternoon
Divorced Barbie
Dictaphone
Devil In The Church
Dentata
Death Death
Dead Again
Dating vs Marriage
Daily Agenda
What Is Sex
Curious Pickup Line
Crossing a River
Crossdresser Funnies
Crappy Date
Control Freaks
Condoms and Women
Condom Size Tester
Computer Gender
Color Television
College Rules
Clinton after Coitus
Clemson Wedding
Clearly Cheating
Chuck The Yuck
Choosing a Wife
Chocolate and Viagra
Cherry Pop
Chastity Belt
Chain Letter
Ceramic Guys
Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Car Crash
Bulimic Digits
Bulimic Bachelor Party
Bucket of What
Broom Factory
Brooklyn and Women
Bride and Broom
Bribe and Groom
Brains
Brain Transplant
Body Talk
Blond Father
Black Eyes
Bird and Bloke
Big Fat Mopeds
Best Excuse
Benefits of Being Female
Before It Starts
Beer Goggles
Beer Bottle Opener
Beer and Women
Bedside Confession
Bed Time
Fruitful and Multiply
You Wish For
Bathtub Anxieties
Barbie Turns 40
Banking and Sex
Bad Pickup Line
The Best Line Ever
Got A Question
Baby Hermaphrodite
Avon Calling
Australian Period
Joe and His Wife
Old Folks Home
Asian Lady
Art Gallery Nudes
Armed Women
Arctic Hooker
Job at the CIA
Anniversaries and Toilets
Angelic Love
God Created Brunettes
And God Created
End To Whining
Amazing Connection
Act of Charity
Amorous Amish People
Amish Woman Driver
Almost Famous
All You Can Drink
All Alone
AgeOld Riddle
Adult Education
God Makes Three
Adams New Organs
Adam Talks
Terrible car accident
Accidental Bonding
Abusement Park
Abstinence
Four Favorite Animals
Bad Weather
Special Dictionary
A Small Problem
A Real Screamer
A Problemic Polemic
A Mans Heart
A Letter To Tide
A Lesson in Church
Moment of Realization
Bungee Jump
A Helpful Man
Four Very Close Friends
A Good Bud
A Fishermans Tale
Family of Suckers
New Position
A Childs Prayer
A Chewy Riddle
5 Counterproductive
350 Pounder
3 Couples
12 Pack
10 Things
Three Buttons
Golfing Partner
Hanging on a rope
Feel like a woman
The Mule
Living with
Texas Oil Man
Golf Problem
The Mood
Test Tubes
The Snails
The Husband
The Womans Brain
The Honeymoon
Shy Guy
Devoted Wife
Invitation to Dinner
The Vacation
The Secret Box
Talks Too Much
The Wedding Rehearsal
Is it love
The Wife
Mans World
Men Are Like
Dream Man
Male or Female
Divorce
Crying Husband
The Surgery
Perfume
The Gorgeous Woman
The Wedding Anniversary
Dearly Departed
What Women Want
The Wifes Birthday
Little Carrie Loves
Modern Science
Martian Sex
Man Beats Dog
Male Disorientation
Magic Watch
Losin It
Live On Love
Lamaze Class
Latent Homosexual
Inventions
High Stakes
Heavenly Reward
Getting Weighed
Gator Bite
Garden of Eden
Furrier Funnies
Free Sex Contestants
Fatty McVirgin
Farmer and the Cow
Ed Zachery Disease
Dentata
Dating vs Marriage
Curious Pickup Line
Crossdresser Funnies
Condom Size Tester
College Rules
Clemson Wedding
Chuck The Yuck
Cherry Pop
Chastity Belt
Ceramic Guys
Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Broom Factory
Brooklyn and Women
Bird and Bloke
Big Fat Mopeds
Bedside Confession
Bathtub Anxieties
Art Gallery Nudes
Arctic Hooker
Adam Talks
Abstinence
A Small Problem
350 Pounder
12 Pack
An Atheists Hell
Paraplegic
Little Girls
Gassy Broad
Fingers
Ex Lax
Crappy Date
Car Crash
Bulimic Bachelor Party
Avon Calling
A Letter To Tide
New fly
Lamaze Class
High Stakes
A Fishermans Tale
Man Beats Dog
Man and Pig
Male Bashing
They Had Hats
Fox into Bulldog
Little Voice
Interblonde
Broom Factory
Blond Father
God created brunettes
Gator Bite
Heavenly Help
Farmer and the Cow
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Clean My House