Aggie Accident

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.

”How did you get that?” they all asked.

”I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ”boom” I shot a buck.” Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.

”How did you get that?" they all asked.

”I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ”boom” I shot an elephant.” Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.

"What happened?" they all asked.

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ”boom” I got hit by a train."

General Jokes