A is for arthritis
B is for bad back
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline
E is for eyesight–can’t read that top line
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention)
H is for high blood pressure [I’d rather have low)
I is for incisions with scars you can show
J Is for joints, that now fail to flex
L is for libido–what happened to sex?
 Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack when they’re bent
 (Please forgive me, my Memory ain’t worth a cent)
N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo-and all bones that crack
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few. Give me another pill; I’ll be good as new!
Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for reflux–one meal turns into two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T is for tinnitus–I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for vertigo, that’s "dizzy", you know
W is for worry, now what’s going ’round?
X is for X ray–and what might be found
Y is for another year I’ve left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind
Have survived all the symptoms my body’s deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.
I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy!