A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it’s not the dealer’s fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" … "Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food; I’m serving you cards, so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I’ll take an eight!"