Everything

It was "sharing time" in a kindergarten full of bright children.

The teacher was presiding over a discussion about the children’s fathers and mothers.

One child said, "Well, my mother’s a Catholic and my father’s Jewish."

"Oh, wow!" said another. "So what do you believe?"

"I believe in EVERYTHING!" said the first child.

"What do you mean, everything?" asked another child.

"Well, you know," said the first child, "Jesus Christ, Moses, Snow White….everything."

General Jokes