Language

Tony was caught swearing by his teacher. "Tony," she said. "You shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?"

"My Daddy said it," Tony responded.

"Well, that doesn’t matter," she explained. "I don’t want to hear that language in here again."

After a moment, she whispered aloud, "At least he doesn’t know what it means."

"I do too!" Tony exclaimed. "It means the car won’t start."

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