Low Mileage

A fellow made several attempts to sell his old car. He was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. He discussed her problem with a woman that he worked with at a bar.

The woman suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it’s not going to be legal."

"That doesn’t matter at all," replied the guy. "All that matters is that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright." Then in a quiet voice, she told him, "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn’t be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the man took a trip to the mechanic on the woman’s advice.

About a month later they saw each other again. She said, "Hey, did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied the guy. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

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