Shipwrecked

 The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel coming toward him.
 
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, "The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued." 

 If you had to identify, in one word why the human race has not achieved,
and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.

General Jokes