The pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the
pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds onto Hwy. 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror.
He pulls over and the trooper come to his window. The trooper, seeing who it was, says, "just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he’s got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it.
"It’s not Ted Kennedy again is it?" replies the chief.
"No Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy’s more important."
"Is it the Governor?" replied the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.
"Is it the PRESIDENT???" Replied the cheif.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.
Well WHO THE HECK is it?" screams the chief.
"I don’t know Sir. " replies the trooper, "but he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur."