There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said,
â€œYou’re beautiful!â€ and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said â€œYou’re cute!â€
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of â€œbeautifulâ€ it was â€œcute.â€
She said â€œWhat happened to â€˜beautifulâ€™? His reply was â€œThe drugs are wearing off!â€