Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Lawyer Jokes

Opposing lawyers
Donation from Lawyer
What A Choice
Witness To An Accident
Reading Of The Will
Prostitutes in police car
Terrorists
Jury Selection
Turn your traffic
A new miracle doctor
Swallowed a bullet
Pack of cards
Irritable
Help me out
How many lawyers
A man and surgeon
The lawyers son
Your Honor
Joe the lawyer
A lawyer died
An investment counselor
Legal help
Change a light bulb
Screw in a lightbulb
An attorney
Prepare will
Arrested for robbery
Coffee maker
A butcher
Stingy lawyer
A forester and lawyer
A doctor traveling
The pedestrian
Tafelsig
A famous lawyer
An elderly man
A man and pickup truck
St Peter
A lawyer defending
A man on deathbed
Three Friends
Disorder in the Court
An engineer
A Lawyer and BMW
Who gets the money
Three questions
Skydiving lawyers
Save a marriage
Procupine
Pig and a lawyer
New stamps
Like nuclear weapons
Lawyers with broken noses
Lawyers wear neckties
Lawyers in sand
Lawyers don not
Lawyers buried deep
Lawyers birth control
Lawyers and their clients
Lawyers and sperm
Lawyers and bullfrogs
Lawyer lying
Lawyers sandwiches
Lawyers creed
Lawyer with IQ
Lawyer takes viagra
Lawyer on a bicycle
Lawyer jokes
Lawyer in tree
Lawyer and a vampire
Lawyer and a rooster
Lawyer and a gigolo
Lawyer and demon
In a room
Goose do
Good lawyer
Godfather
Five thousand
Female lawyer
Drowning lawyer
Devil speaks
Definition of shame
Dead lawyers
Dead dog and lawyer
Cold winter
Bucket of shit
Black and brown
Bad politician
Fun to Operate
The lawyer charges
Satan and a lawyer
Have in common
Wet Lawyers
Trampoline vs Lawyer
Third Opinion
Change a light bulb
Worst Hostage Drama
The Test
The State of Lawyers
The Lawyers Funeral
Too Big to Bury
Lawyer Has an Accident
Lawyer and the Roadkill
Lawyer and Dead Man
Copper Wire
The Honest Lawyer
The Hit and Run Case
The Heart Of The Matter
The First Profession
The Devil’s Lawsuit
The Clever Lawyer
Ten Husbands Still a Virgin
Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Skunks and Lawyers
Singled Celled Lawyer
Sharks and Lawyers
Hundred dollar
Saddam Hussein in Foxhole
Plaster Lawyers
In Court
Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Old Lawyer
Darn Lawyers
Whorehouse Piano Player
Marriage Made In Heaven
Lyin Lawyer Laffs
Lion Tiger Lawyer Elevator
Lightbulb and Law Professor
Legalese
Legal Birth Control
Leeches
Lawyers Word Processor
Lawyers Lucky Break
Lawyers Birth Contro
Lawyers vs Vampires
Lawyers vs Prostitutes
Lawyers Stinkin
Lawyers on the Beach
Lawyers Off Bridge
Lawyers Love
Lawyers in Lust
Lawyers and Lightbulbs Case 3
Lawyers and Lightbulbs Case 2
Lawyers and Lightbulbs
Lawyers and God
Lawyers and Shingles
Lawyer and Client Relations
Lawyer vs Snake
Lawyer vs. Hooker
Lawyer Stamps
Lawyer or Ass
Lawyer On His Deathbed
Lawyer in a Tree
Lawyer Croaks
Lawyer Brains
Lawyer and Sperm
Law School Graduation Gift
Law School for Nuns
BAG LIMITS
Open Lawyer Season
In a murder trial
Lawyer Weigh
Hellacious
Harvard and Yale
Guess Who
Get Him Of
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Farmer Joe and his Mule
F Lee Bailey Love
Engineering In Hell
Duck and Lawyer
Drowning Lawyer
Don’t Mess with the Judge
Degrees of the Law
Deathbed Lawyer
Lawyers Object
Catfish and Lawyers
C mere Pig
Burried 10 Feet Under
Buried Lawyers
Beautiful
Bad Lawyer
An Honest Lawyer
Lawyer and Politician
Full of Lawyers
Farmer Joe and his Mule