A man is at his laywer’s funeral and and is suprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him.
â€œWhy are you all at this man’s funeral?â€
A man turns towards him and says,
â€œWe’re all clients.â€
â€œAnd you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching.â€
â€œNo, we came to make sure he was dead.â€