Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.
Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.
Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you milk.
Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.
Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.
Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and throw the milk away.
MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.