A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife,
“Dear, what would you like for your present?â€
Wife: I really don’t think I should day.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds.
Husband: well, the, a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A golden necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?
Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much