Book my wife

A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out"

"$90" said the dentist

"that’s ridiculous" said the man.

”I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60"

"that’s still to expensive,” said the man

"if I don’t use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20".

Still to much" said the man.

”Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist

"perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".

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