10) To be able to eat a whole candy bar by herself, and drink a glass of Coke without any "floaters"
9) To have my 14 year old answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
8) Five pounds of chocolate that won’t add twenty.
7) A shower, without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hiya, Mom" just as I put razor to my ankle.
6) A full-time cleaning person, who looks like Brad Pitt.
5) For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom!I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
4) A grocery store that doesn’t have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.
3) To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
2) To be able to sit down on a plane with my toddlers and not have some pencil-neck-yuppie moan, "Ohhh, nooo!Why me?"
1) Four words:Fisher Price Play Prison.