The carburetor

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”

Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”

Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”

Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

Relationship Jokes

What is a Mother
Mothers Day
For Mothers
The mailman
Mothers Day
Fiancee
For old times sake
Insurance
I am Fine
Most Obedient
Parenthood
Surprising Facts
Guide to Men
A Young Mother
Practice
Childrens Poll About Mothers
Get Along With People
Hi Daddy
Hi Daddy
Bread like my mother
And the good news
Old Saying
The court
Mr Plopnick
The Groom
Police or the ambulance
Lucys checkbook
Chain too long.
Honey
A man marries a woman
Two men
I read the can
Phoned the newspaper
60th wedding anniversary
The psychic
Tuesday and Thursday
Married life is boring
After dating
Newspaper
At a party chatting
Women are overly
On their first evening
Have some fun tonight
A posted
25th wedding anniversary
Good for a dollar
The carburetor
Book my wife
Looking to get married
Married lives
A description
Over breakfast
A man calls home
I still have
Beggar asking for food
A married couple
At the gates
A few days before
Morty
Cemetery
Golden wedding anniversary
Woman got married
Passionately kissing
Harry had a bit
The prisoner
She gets up
Man decided
Her husband
man and a woman
Support a family
Tornadoes and marriage
Short but long
Newly married
Miss Right
Losing a wife
Live longer
Few words
Dictionary definitions
Beautiful brides
Top Fatal Things
Unique Marriage
Wedding Anniversary
Wedding Revenge
A Mothers Dictionary
Application to date
Man of your dreams
Vengeance
Affair with dentist
Changes in marriage
Faithful or unfaithful
Battle for custody
Confidence
Always there for me
The marriage fairy
Caught cheating
The married mans
Why are you
Smart ass
Cure for headaches
Spicing up sex life
Talented
Bad news
Dreams of wife
At the race track
Small heads
Definitions of marriage
The wedding cake
Define marriage
Marriage quotes
Kiss me doctor
Erectile dysfunction
Idiots sex guide
God and Adam
A billionaire
Which is new
A man inserted
A married man
I was in love
Married life is frustrating
I never knew
Cost to get married
Marriage is an institution
Man is incomplete
At the cocktail party
Getting married
My Dearest Husband
My dearest wife
Marriage advice by kids
Marriage quotes by men
Dictionary of dating
Code word for sex
What a wife says
Are you in love
Biology lessons
In love with teacher
Sex in the jungle
Slow driving habits
The perfect husband
Is that your
Sperm bank robbery
That is love
Miss Right
Mothers day
A married couple
Two men
Bad News
Miss Right
Honey
Practice
Practice
Practice