A nun dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter says to her,
"I’m sure you’ve lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one question. What," asks St. Peter,
"were Eve’s first words when she saw Adam?"

"Boy," says the nun,
"that’s a hard one."

"That’s right!" says St. Peter, and the pearly gates open wide.

Religious Jokes