A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him:
"God, how long is a million years to you?"
"A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked:
"God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied:
"A million dollars is like a penny."
Finally the man asked:
"God, could you give me a penny?"
And God says:
"In a minute."