Vic Reeves

Q. Why are Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer upset ?

A. Because they heard that Jill Dando had been selected for Shooting Stars.

Short Jokes

Nigger Jokes
Prayers before eating
What other colors
You love me
Wake up the children
Drawn Out
Quebec
The First Law
2 classes
Advice so cheap
Hairlines in recession
Economy
Tariff
Economists wife
Rich explaining
The doctor advises
Waste
Your fault
Thanksgiving Day
A civil engineer
Three econometricians
My ice boat
Superstition
Fundamental Law
Talk is cheap
An econometrician
Research grant
An offer
Professional courtesy
Economist is lying
Prepare the proposal
Opportunity Cost
Recent economics
Unshakeable grasp
Estimates of inflation
Refuse to sleep
A brownian motion
What is an economist
Short run
Chickens day off
Forecasters look good
Befuddled old man
Irrelevant
Seven
Marxists
Bank economists
Trotskyists
Generate employment
Doctoral students
Wharton MBAs
Conservative economists
Wage rate
Mainstream economists
Chicago School
Market economist
Broke his neck
Treasury
French revolution
Dating Game
Breakup gift
A little hug
Girl octopus
A date
Antelope
Sick of boyfriend
A french chef
You lick it
Travels around
The prune
Vampires sweetheart
The envelope
The letter
Squireels give
Loving vegetable
Conductor one ticket
My father taught
Fathers Day
The whorehouse
A genealogist
A bingo machine
Erotic and kinky
Which came first
Tampons have strings
Penis so depressed
Slut and bitch
Hair always curly
Kodak film
Morning after
A blow job
Dishes pile up
Paralysed
Ethiopian
The Fags
Vietnam 1969
A couple of farmers
Ladies toilet
Tatooed thighs
Put a nipple
Harder it gets
A cucumber
Happiness
Shoot it
Heart out
How many
Just one
Her faces
George Washington
Divorce her daughter
I got this bottle
Behind every
18 months
I will dance
I shouted BOO
I saw six men
There was a knock
Outlaws
Woman hitler
I always know
X tee shirts
The man thinks
One cannibal
Marriage Anon
Tom knocked
20 years
Sweet little
Split tens
Prayer in a casino
Casino like
Casinos in Vegas
Dice pudding
Deck of cards
Rodney Dangerfield
Mister Lucky
Get nothing for
I think gambling
With gamblers
Alice Springs
A pocket full
I won $100
In three hours
Yes and no
Launceston
In Vegas
Crown Casino
I lost so badly
Rang the casino
Lost his mind
Misunderstood
Heartburn
Playing cards
Inter Flora
Bloodshot tie
A year older
Redheaded babies
Jewish
Money reducing agent
A air freshener
Viagra And Disney Land
Constipated
A wonkey
Old Macdonald
Owl and a Rooster
Saggy boob
A nymphomaniac
Larger brains
Men masturbate
The hurricane
Mothers breasts
Blow your bonus
Being a dick
Semen
Boiling water
KFC and a woman
A drug pusher
A gynaecologist
A horny toad
Former porn actor
Fertilize one egg
Women blink
Speed limit of sex
Wonder Bra
Definition of trust
Making love
Two greatest lies
Woman talks dirty
Sexual harassment
Snowman pull down
The boiling water
A lot like sex
Ultimate rejection
Speed limit
A little kid
Death and taxes
Lose A Trailer
Fall Down
The Forest
Yoghurt and Australia
Leper caught speeding
Mafia funeral
Tigger stick
Their personalities
Mount Olive
The naked man
Eskimo chick
A vagina
A box full
Starship enterprise
The cheerleaders
A penthouse
Shortest distance
Other ditch
My sense
Until morning
Keeping me
True or False
Three days of steady
Female frogs croak
A good girl
Your girlfriend
A draught horse
Girl in church
Caucus and cactus
Swiss admiral
Cross eyed archer
Cunning stunts
Mountain goat
Deep Thoughts
Linda McCartneys life
Last hit
Hide things from
Harold the boxer
Shipmans curry
Harold Shipman film
Gareth Gates
Harold at the Takeaway
Reaper to Lolo
Grim Reaper says
Reaper gets it wrong
Grey hairy
Great career
Girl with two
Frank Sinatras wake
Frank Sinatra saved
Frank Sinatra died
Frank not dead
Four legs
Five thousand pounds
Rocher and Beckham
Favorite musical
Emotional state
Deadheads swirl arms
Deadheads staying
Deadheads leaving
Deadhead out of dope
Deadhead lightbulb
Code phrase
Cobain
Christmas present
How many
An American was
A Yank
An american tourist
Another true one
Gezundheit
American tourists
A pot of yogurt
Jesus born in America
American civilisation
The car
An import
Sex education courses
American airport
3 Americans
Abstract Noun
Secret Service
Fall Down
The Location
Sanka
To Sky Dive
Roast Beef
Nervous Wreck
Quatro Sinko
Call Cheese
A Stick
Polaroids
Holy Water
The Forest
In the morning
A wind tunnel
Dodi blew
Prince Charles horse
William getting for
The Di Aria
Het Dashbord
More than one
Tennis match
Rotting corpse
Tunnel was blocked
Going so fast
Her Crashes
Christmas in Heaven
A Current Affair
History
Superman
National anthem
Proper grammar
Star Wars
A seatbelt
Have you
Diana computer virus
A possible headline
Di and Stuart
Di and Stuart Diver
Di and landmines
Waterworld
Whitney Houston
Di and Michael
Michael Hutchence
Di and John
Freddy Mercury
Volvo and a Mercedes
Dead Mums
Di and a landmine
Hugh Grant
A safetybelt
A Turnover
Leave her
A princess pregnant
A princess blush
Decomposing
Front door
A terrorist group
Jehovas witness
In a box
Jill Dando drink
BBC Crimewatch
Vic Reeves
Nick Ross
Crimewatch UK
Danny Baker
French doctor
French driver
French Kiss
God invent
Di is going to
Paris Ritz
Harrods
Doughnut shop
A pignic
A vicious circle
A froghorn
An in car nation
A pink car nation
A red carnation
A dead centipede
Railroad ties
Deviled eggs
Alley cats
Sleep somewhere
Root beer
A milk truck
A piano
A rash
Wet feet
Bugs Bunny
A kangaroo
Call a chairman
A goat
A cartoon
A pork chop
Control her pupils
Cinderella
A shiny nose
Dead
Seven months old
They cell it
The rug
The necktie
Mother broom
One magnet
One elevator
Chile
Address.
A conversation
A trombone
A crane
Silverware
In a hambulance
Summer cold
Tell it a yolk
Steal its chair
North America
Tyrannosaurus Tex
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Tyrannosaurus checks
Buy a deck
Decomposing
A trombone
Three days of steady
Whitney Houston
Hugh Grant
Christmas Present
How many
Cinderella
Christmas In Heaven
Ultimate Rejection
Boiling water
Christmas In Heaven
Erotic and kinky
The Letter
Michael Hutchence
Linda McCartneys life
Last hit
Harold the boxer
Harold Shipman film
Harold at the Takeaway
Grim Reaper says
Grey hairy
Great career
Girl with two
Frank Sinatras wake
Frank Sinatra saved
Frank Sinatra died
Frank not dead
Five thousand pounds
Favorite musical
Emotional state
Deadheads swirl arms
Deadheads staying
Deadheads leaving
Deadhead lightbulb
Code phrase
Christmas present
Hugh Grant
Professional courtesy
Professional courtesy
Heartburn
Front door
An American tourist
National anthem
Speed Limit
NATIONAL ANTHEM