Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?
Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddy: Oh, he’s played with you, too, huh?
”Caddy, why didn’t you see where that ball went?”
”Well, it doesn’t usually go anywhere, Mr. Smith. You caught me off guard.”