This couple just recently got a divorce and they decided to move away from each other and go there separate ways.
So, the father sat down and talked with his son and he said "Son, I think that it is best that you go and live with your mother."
The kid said "No, I won’t because she beats me."
Then, the mother came in and talked to the son, "I think it is best that you go and live with your father" "NO NO," he replied, "He beats me."
So then, both the parents sat down and said to their son, "Well if we both beat you, then who do you want to live with?"
The son said, "The Red Sox. They can’t beat anyone."