No professonals

Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."

Yo Mama Jokes

Uses a VCR
Ugly contest
Three teeth
Telephone company
Teeth so yellow
Teeth missing
Swerve round
Can not get
Can not even
People look forward
Bitch died
Babysit Jesus
Coughs out dust
Reminisces
Moses split
Flick the switch
History class
Jesus beeper number
So greasy she sweats
So much hair
So old and stupid
Back memories
Jesus a nickel
New Kids
So lazy
So hairy
So greasy uses bacon
So greasy she slid
Her computer
Can not fit
So dumb she
So dirty
Small head
Sits on a dollar
15 times
Russian Roulette
Rolled over twice
Rings around belly
Reversing
Plays pool
Physics phenomenon
One short leg
National Weather Agency
Momma on Millionaire
Momma needing clearance
Makes onions
Makes big bird
Long Turn
Long download
Like McDonalds
Like a refrigerator
Like a radio
A mobile phone
Like a Burger
A bowling ball
Jog around
Interstate
The thighs
Highschool picture
Her mom had to be
Her feet need
Goodyear blimp
Glass Wall
Gaps in teeth
First saw 90210
Find your way out
Fell down and cut
Drivers license picture
Dress up
DIY store
Buses and trains
Born with
Belly buttons
Arse so big
All of the Menu
Comb her mustache
From school
A porkchop
Garden hose
Ticket for littering
What a treasure
Too noisy
The doctor
401K
Be half
A basketball
A yard sale
Gravy Train
Christmas was right
P M S
A submarine
Date off
Thanks for bringing
No professonals
Reflection ducked
Rice Krispies
Dog to play
Tinted incubator
Hang themselves
Roller coaster starts
Work with him
A baby drunk
An ugly forest
Limp Bizkit
Mobil home
Breathalizer test
Johnny Cash
Multiple choice
16 friends
Sixty Minutes
TV guide
Fix your VCR
National Dyslexics
A lightbulb
In the meter
A bathroom
99 cent
Run over
Thank you
The weather
2 hours
Knees have bangs
Dental floss
A Dorito
Poses for trophies
See her feet
The change
Save milk
Yo Mamas Plane
Act her age
Autographed
Flashbacks
Kidnappers
Yo Mamas Hair
Yo Mamas Greasy
A forklift
Four sides
She took up pages
Band aids
Hokey Pokey
10 percent
Deep Impact
Richter Scale
Two hours
Flood is coming
Marathon
Milk duds
Weigh station
7 years
Volkswagon
Steamroller
Plays hopscotch
Skittles came out
Malcom X jacket
Chef Boyardee
Love and broke
Milk carton
Roll faster
Portrait
Wide Turns
Mamatown
Cheek at a time
Good side
Nickname
Lunch box
Sells shade
North and South Pole
Extinct
Band skip
18 years to live
Phone number
Atlantic Ocean
Yo Mamas Easy
Phone company
Motorcycle
TV to watch
Yo Mamas Dumb
Yo Mamas Door
Yo Mamas Dirty
Yo Mamas Bus
Blue Bathing Suit
Yo Mamas Beach
Bad Cooking
Yo Mamas Halloween
Alarm went off
Down here face
Blow job
Roller Coaster
Yo Mamas Poor
Yo Mamas Hairy
No one admits
Ethic
Version of Safe Sex
Full of holes
Betty Crocker
Traffic
Believe it
Let it shine
Race
Gang signs
Slow down
Sunglasses
One mile
Order
Peep hole
Sneezes
Tongue is in jail
Indian Corn
Spits butter
Teeth
A Loser
Speed dial
Underwear
Beauty nap
October 31st
Like Taco Bell
Cookie dough
It hurts
Triple platinum
The pound
I pinned a tail
A blind kid cry
Her daddy said
A slingshot
Onions cry
364 days
Blind kids
A coma
A tombstone
A brawl over
RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE
Missing link
Turned on the TV
A cheeseburger
Down her back
Cover her head
Too afraid
Collapsed
Arrested for mooning
Work each day
A treasure
Kiss her goodbye
No professionals
Threw a boomerang
Salute the day
Family portraits
Tinted windows
Breastfeed
Reflection ducks
Whoopi Goldberg
Hydrants
Boogie Man
Garbageman
Starts to rain
Glass of water
Shadow runs
Beach and cats
The mirror
Vibrator went soft
Animal crackers
Wearing costume
Gorillas in the Mist
Housing project
Boomerang
Imaginary friend
Dog humps
Living room
Penguin
Hooked
Wu tang
Tv dinner
Yo Mamas so stupid tv
Tripped
Supermarket
Yo Mamas So Stupid stabbed
Yo Mamas so stupid plane
Penny
Yo Mamas so stupid order
Ladder
Illegitimate
Yo Mamas so stupid glass
Dunkin Donuts
Drown a fish
IQ
Jumped off
Disorder
Write Below
Showercap
Quarterback
Apple juice
The roof
A peephole
Parked car
Sold her car
Climbed over
Dairy Queen
Got a spoon
Concentrate
Shoot out
Grocery store
A ruler
TV hoping
60 Minutes
Steal a free sample
PMS
Free press
Hooked on phonics
Cell phone
Flunked
Modem to try
Toilet and pissed
Under 17
Ice cubes
Big Mac
Chill outside
Pregnancy test
Grabbed a spoon
Easter eggs
Pepsi Challenge
Get a haircut
Blood test
Walk in closet
Levis
A needle stack
Escalator
A gumball machine
Calls beepers
Free sample
Craps game
I O U
Forehead
Barking
Get a bowl
Iinstructions
Gay boxer
Hole in it
Cheese ball
An antique shop
The corner
TV dinner
Wet Floor
After X
Wind her butt
Gas money
Minute rice
A book
Prison
Chinstrap
Yo Mamas So Stupid
Yeast infection
Yo Mamas So Stank OE
Smell better
Yo Mamas So Stank
Smelly Yeast
Smelly Oxygen
Smelly Deordorant
License picture
Dorito
Poses for trophies
Baseball bat
Chapstick
Froot Loop
Like a crack
Nine months pregnant
Broke her leg
Nipples touch
The toilet
Look up
Racquetball
Climb a ladder
Tripped over
Put down my car
Mrs Jones
Throw bread
Kickstand
Food stamp
Drive by
Moving
Pick a corner
Gumball machine
Garbage truck
Christmas
Got married
Kentucky Fried Chicken
3 boxes
Rennovating my house
Get off the roof
A leaf
Trash can
Join the army
Large pizza
Wait your turn
Job painting skittles
Paycheck
Ice trays
Two channels
Pennycandy
Afford to
Etch a Sketch
Daddys toe
Welcome mat
Mortgage for her
Dorito Bag
Pay attention
Candy
Window shopping
Buying luggage
Kicking a key
Turning off
Stepped on a cigarette
Toilet paper
Cardboard box
Shopping for groceries
Her house
Lost a shoe
Air conditioning
99 cent store
Cockroach
Pay attention
House caught on fire
Jesus starter jacket
Waitress
Fred Flinstone
Dreams in re runs
Breast feeding
Antique shop
Dropped dead
History class
Dead Sea
Social security
Farts dust
Belly button between
Air Moses
Fell off
Jurassic Park
T Rex
Her age
Grand canyon
High school yearbook
Social Security number
Petting Zoo
Bath
Ear infection
Crabs
Barber shop
Tic Tac
Buttcrack
Hunchbacked
Armits
Bigfoot takes pictures
Gorillas in the Mist
Bathroom
Afraid of velcro
Two dogs
Bigfoot look shaved
Take a crap
Knees have bangs
Hair on my chest
Picked her up
Sweats Crisco
Band aid
Ghetto wheelies
Ghetto
Yo Mamas So Funky
Jealous of the wall
Tattooed
Speed Bumps
FatSidewalk
Yo Mamas So Fat Zoo
Yellow Raincoat
X Files Tee
World
Waterbed
Watch
Walks
walk around
Wakes Up
Volkswagen
Yo Mamas So Fat VCR
Two Watches
Two buses
Yo Mamas So Fat TV
Turns Around
Turns Around
Turned On
Trip
Train
Tie
Tickle me
Telephone Company
Swimming
Swim
Sweats
Sumo
Strechmarks
Stomach
Steps On A Dollar
St Louis
Spain
Space
Snowshoes
Smokes
Smoked
Smiles
Smaller
Yo Mamas So Fat Skip
Silver Shovel
Shows up
Showered
Shoeshine
Shocks
Sherpas
Shaves
Shadow 2
Shadow
Shade
Yo Mamas so Fat Sex
Sea World
Scrubs
School Bus
School
Scale 2
Scale
Satellite Dish
Runs
Run
Rolls
Road
Restaurant Gave Her
Restaurant
Rehab
Redwoods
Red Dress
Rainbow
Quarter
Pumps
Polka Dot
Planets
Pillowcases
Picture 2
Picture
Phone Book
Panty Lines
Ocean
Nose Hair
Noahs Ark
No birth certificate
Nickname
Neck
National Weather Agency
Movies
Motorcycle
Monster truck
Moby
Moby
Menu
Measurements
Mayonnaise
Married
Lipstick
Liposuction
Lifeguard
License
Levis
Yo Mamas so fat leg
Leather
Klumps
Yo Mamas So Fat Kick
Jumped 2
Jumped
Jerry Springer
Jenny Craig
Jenny
Ironing
Hula Hoop
Yo Mamas so fat hospital
Yo Mamas So Fat Horse
Hopscotch
Highway 59
High Heels 2
Haul Ass
Handbag
Yo Mamas So Fat Grass
Grand Canyon
Got Lost
Yo Mamas so Fat God 2
Yo Mamas So Fat God
First word
Fell over
Farted
Equator
Epilepsy
Elevator
Drives
Drivers License
Drive in
Yo Mamas So Fat drive
Yo Mamas So Fat Double
Yo Mamas so fat door
Donut Shop
Ddoctors office
Disease
Corduroys
Yo Mamas So Fat Clothes 2
Yo Mamas so fat clothes
Yo Mamas so fat chins
Cereal
CD Player
Cats tail
Yo Mamas So Fat Car 2
Yo Mamas So Fat Car
Can not
C Section
Yo Mamas So Fat BVDs
Yo Mamas so fat Butt 2
Yo Mamas So Fat Bus
Yo Mamas So Fat Bungee
Yo Mamas So Fat Buffet
Yo Mamas so fat broke
Yo Mamas So Fat Both
Yo Mamas So Fat born
Blue whale
Blood Type
Black Dress
Bends over
Yo Mamas so fat belt
Yo Mamas so fat beeper
Yo Mamas So Fat Beach 3
Yo Mamas So Fat Beach 2
Yo Mamas So Fat Beach
Yo Mamas so fat bath 2
Yo Mamas so fat bath
Fat Baptised
Yo Mamas so fat band
Yo Mamas So Fat Bacon
Yo Mamas So Fat Army
Yo Mamas So Fat Airport
Yo Mamas so fat airplane
Yo Mamas So Fat 46
Yo Mamas so fat 90210
Yo Mamas So Fat 7-11
Yo Mamas So Fat 44
Thong
Sits Around
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Yo Mamas So Fat
You were born
Ribbed condom
Yo Mamas so dumb menopause
Yo Mamas So Dumb Locked
Job Application
Yo Mamas so dumb hour
Yo Mamas so Dumb Fish
Drunk Driving
Yo Mamas so dumb car
Yo Mamas So Dumb brains
Yo Mamas so dumb battery
Yo Mamas so dumb airport
18 Not Admitted
Yo Mamas So Dumb 9
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Yo Mamas So Dumb 6
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Yo Mamas So Dumb 4
Yo Mamas So Dumb 3
Yo Mamas So Dumb 2
Yo Mamas So Dumb
Yo Mamas So Disgusting
Yo Mamas So Dirty
Yo Mamas So Country
Yo Mamas So Bald Shower
Yo Mamas So Bald Rub
Yo Mamas So Bald
Yo Mamas Scalp Condition
Yo Mamas Psychic Friends
Yo Mamas Poor Christmas
Yo Mamas Lovely Breath
Yo Mamas Lips
Yo Mamas Like Pilsbury
Yo Mamas Like a Brick
Yo Mamas House Dusty
Yo Mamas House
Yo Mamas Halloween
Yo Mamas Groteque Obesity
Yo Mamas Glasses
Yo Mamas Fertile
Yo Mamas Feet
Yo Mamas Feet
Yo Mamas Couch
Yo Mamas Breath
Yo Mamas Breath
Yo Mamas Animal Cookies
Yo Mamas a Saint
Yo Mama vs Titanic
Yo Mama vs Winding Road
Yo Mama the Gourmet
Yo Mama Stumbled
Yo Mama Road Sign
Yo Mama Lipbia
Yo Mama Laundromat
Yo Mama Golden Arches
Yo Mama Bath
Yo Mama Bald
Yo Mama vs Godzilla
Things Your Mom
Loitering Mama
Knock Knock Sham
Hi Steppin Mama
Mrs Shagwell
Your mother
Hi Steppin Mama
The doctor
Thank You
Blood Test
60 Minutes
Social Security
Yo Mama So Fat