A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to start farming.
He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens."
The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."
The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns.
This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."
"Wow!" the co-op man replies.
"You must really be doing well. "Naw," said the man with a sigh.
"I’m either planting them too deep or too far apart!"