A woman and her very blonde daughter were riding in an old car one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "The heater is broken. Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the very blonde daughter was riding in the car with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The blonde replied, "The heater is broken. Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "my nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the blonde and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the blonde girl was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don’t they?".