There once was a conductor who was in the middle of his prime, and, feeling that he had accomplished a lot, decided to write a personal letter to God.
He told Him of all the joy he’s had molding voices, annoying instrumentalists and his of his life’s ambition to create a style of conducting so unique that even himself could not recognize it. He then ended his letter saying he knew exactly how it felt to be God.
The conductor then had a terrible fall and passed away. As he reached the Pearly gates an angel appeared and the conductor said, "Hey, you look just like Bach!" Another angel appeared, and soon he was surounded by tons of famous musicians.
He then walked through the Pearly gates, and there in front of him was a man with grey hair, tails and a bow tie. "Who’s that?", the conductor asked. An angel replyed, "Oh… that’s God … pretending to be a conductor.