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Goat and Goldfish

Two candles talking

Snowmens breakfast

Snowman and a vampire

Snowman and a vampire

Santas helper depressed

Monkeys at Christmas

Happens at Christmas

Gives presents to fish

Gigantic polar bear

Christmas money

Christmas birthday

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas resting

Christmas in the garden

Father Christmas

Early Christmas shopping

Claps at Christmas

Christmas trees

Christmas in England

Candle and thirsty

Burn a candle down

Bald man at Christmas

Afraid of Santa Claus

A Christmas rhyme

Women like condom

Expensive knickers

Those Darn Kids

Soldier and the Poodle

Confucious Quotes

Daddy Aborigine

The box says you

Those Darn Kids

Checkout Conniption

Wrinkled Riddle

New Fall Season

Tony Blair Peter Jennings

Sesame Street Meets

Sauron the Moron

Replacing Vanna

Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio

Princess Di and Thomas

Piss Off Winnie

Pinocchio and Splinters

P Diddy on a Diet

Osamas Favorite Movie

Orgy at Never Neverland

Deserted Island

NSync on Survivor

New Version of Playboy

New From Mattel

N SYNC vs Bucket

Musicians and Lightbulbs

Mozart Beyond the Grave

Movie Theater Mayhem

Mistaken Identity

Minnie and Goofy

Mickey and Donald

Michael Jackson and Casper

Martha Stewarts Holiday

Mariahs Buhbuhbirthday

Madonna Britney and Christina

Madonna and a Convertible

Long With No Hair

Kemosabe Waters

Joke for Limeys

Jacko Christmas

Lord of the Rings

Favorite Ice Cream

Hollywoods Motto

Hollywood Lessons

Hogwarts Expulsion

Harry Potter Stays Back

Harry Potter Sequels

Hannibal Ls Snack

Gravity Defying Tequila

My Dear Jerkface

Drooling Drummer

Donations for Dee Dee

Celebrity Computer Viruses

Backstreet Boys vs Possums

Backstreet Appearance

Alexander and Kermit

A tourist in Vienna

The Seattle Symphony

When Mozart passed away

When the drumming

Vocalists mothe

Violinist play vibrato

Violinist and handkerchief

Violas and violins

Viola promotion

Tuba not office

Tuba player lightbulb

Trumpet to play fff

Trumpet players

Trombonists new job

Trombonist on stage

Trombonist calender

Trombonist at you door

Trombones in the sea

Trombone player lightbulb

Trombone player

Three trumpet players

History of the orchestra

Symphony phonecall

Symphony performance

tring bass and timpanist

String bass and a cello

Sound of a clarinet

Soprano speed limit

Soprano outside

How many sopranos

Soprano lightbulb

Soprano and a Jaguar

Singer in the morning

Singer and a terrorist

Short intermissions

Saxophone lover

Saxophone and baseball

Sax players lightbulb

Sax and a chainsaw

Two sax players

Roses on your piano

Remove half a brain

Rabbit and snake

Professional drummer

Producer lightbulb

Playing in Messiah

Piccolo in unison

Pianist like lightning

Organists lightbulb

Musician and a mutual

Music theorist drunk

Mozarts chickens

Mezzosopranos lightbulb

Loud trumpet solo

Lost drum stick

Least used phrase

Kid in the playground

Johnny the vilolinist

Horn players lightbulb

Hookers favourite

Hangs around with

God and the conductor

Giant and mouse

French horn kisser

Free jazz trumpet

Flute players lightbulb

Female vocalists

Electric guitarist trick

Dyslexic drummer

Drumsticks on the dash

Drumming in heaven

Drummers more bains

Drummers walk into

Drummers dictionary

Drummer or frog

Conductor in hell

Conductor buried

Conductor becomes hitman

Conductor and condom

Clarinetists lightbulb

Chiropodist and a drummer

Chiropodist and a drummer

Call a baritone player

C melody sax players

Bull and an orchestra

Brains for sale

Bell on a clarinet

Beethovens grave

Bassoon and a trampoline

Conductor lightbulb

Confuse a drummer

Bass player off

Bass player lightbulb

Baritone player

Banjoist demands

Banjo player IQ test

Banjo and chainsaw

Bagpipers march

Bagpipers lined up

Bagpiper question

Accordion trouble

A recording session

A drummer and coffee

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

The Alabama Lottery

Need Drivers Licenses

Why Do Men Float

We Cause Blindness

Urinalotta Trouble

Two Middle Easterners

Insult The Elderly

Top 10 Party Games

Man With One Brain

Halloween Costume

The Comeback Supremo

The Bakery Called

All Over the World

Tell Me Everything

Slip Into Something

Sexist Pig Joke

Sell Your Ugly Body

Russian Beauties

Republicans in Heaven

Preferential Treatment

Perspective Insult

Personal Inaccuracy

Obese Michigan Mammas

Length of Sleep

Italian Stallions

Is That Your Face

How Smart is Zach

Harvard Graduate

Hannibal Lecter

You are So Flat

Furniture for the Fat

Employee of the Month

Breaking the Mold

Borschtbelt Zinger

Thing About Iowa

Bald and Penis Like

A Kid Is A Nerd

A woman puts on

Newfie terrorist

Newfies fishing

Two quadriplegics

Tampax string breaks

Quadrapelgic in a hole

Quadraplegic in a catapult

Quadriplegic in a mailbox

Milkman in high heels

Man with two coats

Man who wears coat

Lady with one leg

Judge with no thumbs

Four bull fighters

Democracy and Feudalism

Cadillac drivers

Abortion in Prague

Snake and a limp

Nervous Bank Robber

Leg for Christmas

Kinky or pervert

Wellington Boot

Constipated mathematician

Condom and coffin

Cinderella on Pinocchio

Asking for a raise

New From Mattel

Employee of the Month

Bald and Penis Like

Wrinkled Riddle

Urinalotta Trouble

Man With One Brain

Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio

Pinocchio and Splinters

P Diddy on a Diet

Deserted Island

New Version of Playboy

Joke for Limeys

Joining the Colony

How Smart is Zach

My Dear Jerkface

Big Beautiful Ass

A Sweet Ass Story

Logical but Twisted

Airplane Blonde

Blonde Daughter

Speedy Recovery

The Gift of Life

Women Pass Less Gas

Winnie the Pooh

No Golden Goose

Watch Where You Step

Visiting Grandma

Very Robust Zacklies

Vampires in a Bar

Two Middle Easterners

Topless Fat Woman

Toothbrush Salesman

Bathtub Conversation

The Poopie List

The Perils of Flatulence

The NEW Poopie List

Last Southern Virgin

The Inscrutable

The Injured Thumb

The Cross Eyed Cow

Not What I Meant

Stuttering Problem

Straight Leper Flush

Sits in the Forest

Sharper Than a Ginsu

Sex On The Beach

Scratchy Lottery

Round and Round

Rhyming Riddles

Rejected Greeting

Really Bloody Mary

Pinocchio and Splinters

Peeing Leprechaun

Parakeet Cereal

Painting A Wall

Obese Michigan Mammas

Monster Valentine

Math Is SO Sexy

Gives to the Sick

Little Green Balls

Lady At the Bar

The Bottom Line

Invisible Carrots

Interesting Appearance

Incontinent Vegetarian

Like My Brother

Hormonally Yours

Happy Birthdead

Hamburger Helper

Hamburger Helper

Grosser than gross

Grosser Than Gross Kiss

Gross Grosser Grossest

Gross Siamese Tongue

Gross Cornflakes

Grandmas Birthday

Good for the Heart

Ghost story for tots

Genetics Gone Horribly

Elephant Tampon

Kick the Animals

Divine Flatulence

Dinner on the Road

Definition of Suspicious

Definition of Agony

Deernuts and Beernuts

Deaf and Dumb Kid

Dead Blonde in Closet

Cow with No Legs

Constipated Accountant

Closest Shave Ever

Christmas Cookie

Christmas Carol Parrot

Camoflauge Clothing

Brown and Serve

Granpa and Rover

Blondes and cow patties

Blind Skydivers

Black and White

Bear and Toilet

Archeological Gag

American Divorce

A Small Journey

A Prayer Before Dying

A Giant Problem

Definite Definition

Daring New Position

Long and Stinky

Self destruction

Man in a hot tub

Make a milkshake

Guy at Disneyland

Epileptic in the bath

Elephants vibrator

Queen and the Pope

Kissing in the dark

Belfast confessional

Worst thing during sex

Woody Allens latest

Why was he flying

Why did Kurt shoot

Who taught JFK Jr

White House lightbulb

Police discovered

Michael Hutchence make

What do you get

What caused the plane

Weather forecast

Watergate and Zippergate

Washington Nixon

Was Monica lying

Chairman of the board

Victoria modelling

Val Doonican and Beckham

Twelve pounds and

Three most dangerous

Thomas the Tank Engine

Ted Kennedy has

Spice World and Titanic

Spice girl with

Sonnys last film

Sonny Bonos eulogy

Sonny Bonos body

Song about death

Sleeping Beauty

Six legs six arms

Sinatra to be cremated

Sinatra in perfect health

Schwarzeneggers search

Save Gary Glitter

Ronald Regan says

Rod Hulls last words

Freddie Mercury

Rod Hull and Emu

Relaunch musical career

Red and has more

Punish the kids

Pushing vegetables

Princess Di turns

Princess Di on radio

Princess Di and Freddie

Princess Di and

Presidential limo

Posh Spice on top

Posh Spice and Man

Police make arrest

Paul McCartney felt

Only two pallbearers

Nixon and Clinton

Newest Nirvana release

New product release

New national bird

Never eat anyting

Monicas statement

Certs spokesperson

Monica and Buffalo

Monicas favorite

Monica met Hillary

Monica and the rest

Monica and soda

Monica and Ken Starr

Monica and Bill

Monica and Alaska

Middle East events

Hutchences last hit

Hutchence getting

Linda McCartney

Lolo Ferrari died

Michael has Bob

Macauley gets married

Letter from Madrid

Left Bob Geldof

Last things Dodi did

Last thing Kurt said

Land of opportunity

Kurt not a boxer

Kurt Cobains last hit

Freddie Mercury

Kurt Cobain and beer

Kurt and hockey

Kennedys vacation

Kennedys lightbulb

Kennedys fear most

Kennedys flying motto

Keep Monica away

Joke on the president

JFK Jr drinking

Hutchence and Di

Hillary wanted a dog

Hillary supporting

Harold Shipmans curry

Harold Shipman dead

Grim Reaper to Lolo

Grim Reaper gets

Gary Glitters holiday

Managing England

In a clothes store

Gary Glitter and whiskey

Gary Glitter and acne

Franks condition

Four legs and goes

Elton John tribute song

Driver been drinking

Difficult to fire Monica

Diana buried or not

Decent Spice Girl

David and his puzzle

Could not go out

Concealing evidence

Coming back to England

Cobain and his record

Clintons worst nightmare

Clintons new dog

Clintons interns

Clintons first words

Clintons favourite bird

Clinton on trial

Clinton on Air Force

Clinton not playing

Clinton had protection

Clinton gets a dog

Clinton campaigning

Clinton and screwdriver

Choosing a composer

Chance for President

Prosecute Clinton

Drive convertibles

Monicas testimony

Bill says after sex

Clinton was the

Bill Clinton sale

Clinton finished

Clinton and Titanic

Clinton and his dog

Clinton and Disney

Bill and Monica

Bill and Hillary

What is grosser

Salesman Farmhouse

Johnny Big Head

Immaculate Pop Hybrids

Farmers Tractor

Endless Possibilities

Superman and Australia

Australian with

Australian lover

Australian foreplay

Matter of wisdom

Brushes himself off

Saturday morning

A man and neighbour

Two elderly ladies

Two elderly couples

Three old timers

85 year old widow

Little old lady

An older couple

An elderly couple

Three old ladies

Elderly gentleman

Man Woman Antartian

Confuse antartican

Throw the clock

Currency exchange

Sneeze irritably

The sales woman

Bag of light bulbs

Small rural town

Spectacular act

Travel Agent Office

Ladies and Gentleman

Admission is free

Boston to New York

Wells Fargo Bank

Two cowboy ranchers

Guidance Counselor

A ventriloquist

Boss and Employee

A father and son

The hole digger

Sherlock Holmes

Place like Home

Place like Home

Two young skunks

Vacuum designer

Four bass players

A family of skunks

Never criticize

A Montana sheep

Texan and Mainer

New York family

Larry and Susan

Three legged chickens

Lost in your eyes

Cross examining

Bob Hill and his wife

Poet and scientist

The two inventors

I am a gentleman

He buys two cases

The Fear of all Sums

Black and white

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

Hannibal Lecter

Sherlock Holmes

Winnie the Pooh

The Cross Eyed Cow

Round and Round

Rejected Greeting

Parakeet Cereal

Invisible Carrots

Replacing Vanna

Dead Blonde in Closet

Blondes and cow patties

Blondes and cow patties

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Three old ladies

Elephant Tampon

Cow with No Legs

Christmas Carol Parrot

Black And White

Bear and Toilet

Alexander and Kermit

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